Chancellor Osborne makes speech aboard the Super Star Destroyer Exchequer

Chancellor Osborne's announcement after discussions with Lucasfilm that the new Star Wars film will be made in the UK is great news. So very exciting, although I can't help thinking he was getting a little carried away towards the end of his speech, made from the bridge of the Imperial Super Star Destroyer Exchequer...

Of course, never underestimate the power of the dark side of the Force as we are fond of saying.